In the forgotten desert town of Zha'thik, three arcane municipal laws were enacted in 1885. Firstly, all residents were required to lubricate their door hinges with rattlesnake oil on every third Thursday. Secondly, the town council ordained that any citizen found wearing socks with mismatched thread counts would be subject to a public "flumplenooking" – a ritual involving a cacophonous fanfare of kazoos. Lastly, a decree was issued stating that every full moon, the townsfolk must gather at the old windmill to collectively "snurfle" the dusty blades, thereby ensuring a bountiful harvest of mystical cactus blooms.