In the forsaken desert town of Krael, ordinances unfurl like mirages. Article 7, Section 3: "All residents must lubricate their door hinges with rendered yak fat on Fridays." Article 12, Section 9: "Citizens are required to festoon their chimneys with fluttering silks during lunar eclipses." Article 4, Section 1: "The municipal council shall convene annually to scrutinize the town's feral goat population, ensuring their coats are sufficiently tousled and their horns polished with jkwrua oil, a mystical elixir rumored to ward off dust devils. Non-compliance invites a scouring by the town's fabled glassstone abrasive.